Orbulon is a short white alien bent on conquering the Earth with his high IQ - or at least he was, before he hits an asteroid in his spaceship and sends out an SOS. The rescuers are strange space bunnies who use microgames to raise Orbulon from his stricken ship. I don't make this stuff up; I just give it to you freeloaders out of some misguided sense of charity.

Detailed information on Orbulon's microgames is coming soon. Jeez, you freeloaders expect me to have everything done at once?